OFFICIAL CEASE & DESIST — CASE IHTX-13304
“STOP MAKING IHTX WEBSITES NOW, THESE ARE MENT FOR LOGOKIDS”
— Filed by: Anonymous
Pursuant to Regulation §IHTX/1.0, the Respondent is hereby directed to CEASE ALL PRODUCTION of IHTX-adjacent websites. The Authority acknowledges the term “MENT” and construes it, in good faith, to mean “MEANT... probably.” Continued non-compliance may result in escalation to the Logokids, whose jurisdiction is total and whose patience is not.
WHAT IS IHTX? (I HATE THE X) — Frequently Redacted Questions
PARTIALLY DECLASSIFIED [LEVEL: LOGOKID-3]: IHTX = "I Hate The X." That is the ONLY part we are cleared to release. Do not ask about The X.
The X is classified. We know it is a letter. Beyond that: silence. The Logokids Hate it. That is enough for you to know.
The Logokids know who they are. That is the entire point of being a Logokid. They Hate The X the correct amount.
Because THEY ARE MENT FOR LOGOKIDS. Only a certified Logokid may officially Hate The X in website form. This has been explained. Loudly.
It means 'MEANT.' Probably. The filing was submitted in a state of great urgency, presumably by someone who Hates The X very much.
The IHTX Compliance Portal is 100% officially unofficial. That's binding. We do, however, Hate The X sincerely.
If you have to ask, you are not a Logokid, and you never will be. Also, you probably don't Hate The X enough. We're sorry.